so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
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I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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