I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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