He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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