i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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