Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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