i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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