i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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