He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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