Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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