Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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