you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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