): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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