is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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