So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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