I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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