Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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