Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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