Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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