Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
