CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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