we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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