Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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