I wanna bring you to show and tell
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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