I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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