how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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