so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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