When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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