I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
4 words: hood of his car
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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