My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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