I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Small penises have feelings too.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
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