oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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