Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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