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she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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