member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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