Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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