at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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