Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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