what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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