he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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