You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Randomize
