i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
she told me i tasted like america
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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