Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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