: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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