Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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