so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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