just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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