sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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