THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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