I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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