We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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