Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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