Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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