are you still at the devil's house?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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