I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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