i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
god, I love you
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?