yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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